So I’m on the golf course yesterday, minding my own beeswax, and I see this shit on the golf cart. Hey EZ-GO golf cart company, that’s my fucking face profile that you are using on your little warning label. I am the only one in America with that nose and if I don’t get some compensation for this soon I’m taking you to court. But in all seriousness, that’s me right? For the longest time I thought I looked like the guy on the American express card, but golf-cart-warning-label-guy takes the cake. This is bogus, I want at least 2 mil from this - or free golf carts for all the readers.
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