I wasn’t looking for a new blogger but then I read this kid’s résumé:
Education
University of Maine
Bachelor of Arts in Business Management
Activities/interests
Hockey, lifting heavy things, protein shakes, judging women.
Work Experience
iSecurity at Boylston Street Apple store
Holy Shit! I would be an idiot not to offer Heggs an entry-level contract for the Joe Sent Me team. Bright future ahead, people, bright future.
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