Last summer I was out shopping with my mom and I worked up quite an appetite trying on clothes at Marshall’s so we decide to get lunch at the local roast beef shop (Kelly’s). I was getting ready to sink my teeth into the bloody mess I call a sandwich and in walks this couple with, what appears to be, an unborn fetus. This newborn, still soaked in birth juice, had an uncanny resemblance with the roast beef sandwich on my plate. As you can imagine this is the last thing anyone wants to see before eating sliced red meat covered in BBQ sauce. So my question is, is it socially appropriate to bring your newborn to any eatery?
Answer: Obviously not
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