Just Heggs Being Heggs (A Total Dick)

So I got this douchey tweet from Heggs this morning saying that he was golfing at this really nice country club while I'm in class studying my brains out. This led me to start asking myself, "Is it a waste for bad golfers to play at really nice and expensive courses?" and my answer was: Yes, it is in fact a waste. No but Heggs is a decent golfer, what I was really referring to is when my mom (not even playing golf for a year) gets invited to play and tear up courses that I will never be able to play in my life. So basically if you suck at golf stay off the nice courses and leave them for the pro's... like me.

At Least I Have My Health...

(CNN)- Men are more likely than women to get and die of cancer, according to an analysis of 36 different types of tumors and blood cancers that affect both sexes. Leukemia and cancers of the colon and rectum, pancreas, and liver killed about one and a half to two times as many men as women in the U.S. over a 30-year period. In addition, lung cancer killed nearly two and a half times as many men during that time. The American Cancer Society estimates that men have about a 1 in 2 chance of developing cancer at some point in their lives, compared with women, who have a 1 in 3 chance.

What the hell? I don't even care that men are more prone to cancer than women. Ever since before the suffrage movement women have been catching breaks left and right. I'm basically immuned to it by now. The one thing that blows me away is that at our best as humans we have a 1-in-3 chance of getting some form of cancer. It's 2011 isn't it? I have a much cheaper version of that stupid movie 2012 with John Cusack: everyone gets cancer and dies. No Mayans, No IChing, none of that bullshit I've watched 100 times on the history channel. Straight up cancer everywhere. Maybe it's just me but to throw out probabilities like that so casually freaks me out.

House Parties V. City

So last night for me was kind of a dilemma. I went to this house party in Bedford that was supposed to be fun but turned out awful. The same thing happened last night that happens every time at a house party. Unfamiliar guys (townies) show up and make the party awkward as hell. Im talking guys with lax pinnys on, drinking a full bottle of Raspberry Svedka to themselves. The guys who show up in groups of 17 all wearing cut off Affliction t-shirts and earrings. Push comes to shove I make and Irish exit with my buddy and we go into Boston and spend at least $150. So here's my question, is it worth it to pay $150 on drinks in the city to not run into these morons, or do I just suck it up and make the most of my situation? 99 times out of 100 im paying my way out, take the hit on the bank account and get on with my life.

PS- the house was actually really nice and i guarantee one of those jamokes stole something

How Ugly Is The Pringles Guy?

You kinda have to feel bad for this guy right?  He didn’t choose to be this pale and ugly with more hair on his upper lip than on is head.  Seriously, the next time you go to the supermarket look who Pringles Guy has to compete with on the shelf with all the other food mascots – you got the Sun Maid raisins chick, the Land O Lakes Indian, the Green Giant (stud) and then you look at Mr. Pringle and you wanna cringe.  Frito Lay needs to host an Extreme Makeover: Pringles Edition and get this guy a new look.  Wake up and smell the coffee, Frito Lay, Pringles Guy is heinous.