February 14, 2011

Weird Word Of The Day: Towel


Towels are great.  They've always been great.  They dry you off when you don't want to be wet.  They also make awesome hats for women when they get out of the shower.  But with every good thing, there's a flaw.  New towels suuuuuck.  How many times do you have to wash and dry a new towel before it can actually dry your body?  The drying capability of a brand new towel is so scanty that you're better off using a roll of Bounty after every shower.  They don't call it the quicker-picker-upper for nothing.

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