Why are all pizza delivery cars so cliché? I’ve never once been thrown a curveball with a normal American-made car. No, it’s always been a Honda from the late 90’s tricked out to look like a car from the Fast And The Furious, but everyone knows they bought those spinning hubcaps from Wal-Mart and that huge spoiler is gonna break off once they reach 50 mph. These are the same douchebags that you see racing up side streets and disrupting a quiet neighborhood with their annoying aftermarket mufflers. So is it too much to ask for my pizza to be delivered by perhaps a Mercedes? Because that would be quite refreshing.
