Gramps Has A Balloon Popping Fetish

The only thing stranger than a balloon popping fetish is filming your balloon popping fetish.  Seriously though, this shirtless old man looked like a kid in a candy store with all those balloons and that big blue one at the 1:02 mark was like the Wonka bar with the golden ticket.  He couldn't wait to get his greasy old hands on that monster, straddle it with his sweatshorts, pop it and somehow get off to it?  Whatever bro, do what you want, as long as you don't bring that weird shit in my house I'm cool with it.