Would You Pay $200 For A "HappyLight"?

How depressed do you have to be to spend 200 bucks on a light that claims to make you happier?  Thats when you know you've hit rock bottom.  By the time you finish typing your credit card info you could already have a prescription for Zoloft from your doctor.  Actually, I wonder if it really works - If so I know just the person who could use one.

My Weekend Is Here And I Plan On Getting To This Girl's Level Very Soon

Which Commercial Is More Painful To Watch?

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I think these commercials only air in the Tuscaloosa area, so for those who have never seen them before just imagine watching these two commercials back-to-back twice every commercial break.  Keeping that in mind, which is worse, having to watch a fish suffer and die while a girl complains about her parents taking her to the hostible or the horrendous cinematography in the booster seat commercial?

Weird Word Of The Day: Mesh

Meshhhhh.  Mesh is a lightweight yet durable fabric that is most commonly used to distinguish the two different teams in gym class.  Without mesh, gym classes from k-12 everywhere would be so unorganized that the only way to pick teams would be boys vs. girls- and we all know how much confidence and self esteem would be lost by the girls after one game of capture the flag.